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Determine the Optimum Age of Your Next Partner

May 25th, 2005 ramin Leave a comment Go to comments

According to a famous French mathematician, there is a formula to calcualte the optimum age for a man's girlfriend/wife. What is the magic formula?

(x / 2) + 7

Using the same logic, the formular to calculate the optimum age for a woman's boyfriend/husband would be:

(x - 7) * 2

Just substitude your own age for "x" and do the math. Sort of makes sense I guess?

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no milk

this will make it easier for people to use when trying to figure out whether somebody is compatible with them at match.com. at least it won’t be just looking at pictures anymore. :)
Ramin

top/bottom you say? I can only imagine what that means. I’m guessing the same laws about minors applies there as well? :-)
jase

alternative lifestyles

What do you mean by alternative? like rockers?

If you mean homosexual, we defy your stupid rules.

We go by top/bottom; and there’s no math to figure that out. And if you want to know what that is, I’m sure I can find you some.. uhm.. visual aids.
Ramin

PJ, I’m going to use the formulas and try to guess your age. By illegal, I’m guessing the girl would have to be at most 17 years old, since 18 would make her legal. Lets plug it into the formula:

(17 - 7) * 2 = 20

So I’m guessing you’re 18-20 years old. Am I right?
Ramin

Hmmm.. it seems like this formula doesn’t account for people with “alternative” lifestyles. Maybe if we take the two formulas and multiply them, we can come up with something?

(( x / 2 ) + 7) * (( x - 7 ) * 2)

So assuming you are 20 years old, your significant other would be, 340 years old! Obviously that didn’t work. :-P
PJ

That’s kinda funny, especially since I’d be arrested if I were to follow its advice ;-)
Rich

So if I’m 60, I should get a chick that’s 37? Sweet!